Quote / joke list

[Mr. Biggs]

Topic to keep an ongoing list of quotes, wisdom, one-liners, etc.

1. The axe forgets, but the tree remembers.

2. My wife and I have a workshop. I work and she shops.

3. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows on too high. She looked surprised.

4. Why did the riot police show up to the protest so early? To beat the crowd.

[echo]

I used to date a a girl that was cross-eyed. We didn't last very long, though. We never saw eye-to-eye. Besides, I think she was seeing someone on the side. This is back when I worked at that orange juice factory. I didn't work there for very long, I was canned. I just couldn't concentrate.